That’s right folks– it can be done. If you want to learn how to caulk your bathtub incorrectly like my husband did yesterday, please follow these valuable tips:
-Allow the dire task at hand sit and wait until you’re forced into it by your "nagging" wife.
-Let everyone think you are a professional but go online to search exactly what caulking a bathtub entails.
-Set out to buy the cheapest caulk you can find in the hardware store.
-Bring back a household tube of cement meant to hold together ceramics. Go back to the hardware store to get the correct caulking material for bathtubs.
-Remove the old caulk in a haphazard manner so that there are still remnants of it left behind.
-Cut the tip of the tube a hole too large thereby increasing the amount of caulk you have to remove and clean up.
-Don’t remove the said excess caulk that has started to dry around the bathtub and continue applying the bead.
-Apply the caulk too slowly and create crooked lines along the bathtub seams.
-Fail to smooth over the caulk so that there are ridges and bumps in the bead.
-Don’t clean up after yourself and leave all your tools right where they are around the discount whirlpool tub. There will always be a complying woman there to do it for you eventually.
-Get a warm blanket to sleep on the uncomfortable couch for the night.
